DISCLAIMER: Schwede has hijacked the "Cheers and Jeers" moniker, added alot of rice, corn meal, bread crumbs, and some eggs to keep it all together.  Just don't put this on the outdoor grill.  It makes a freaking mess.  heh.

BTW, that means it has only 0.1% resemblance to the real deal.  
I proved it scientifically !  Honestly !

DISCLAIMER: Schwede has hijacked the "Cheers and Jeers" moniker, renamed it to whatever he darn well feels like, stripped it of all its glory, teased it with a chicken feather, then made it do pushups 'til that newbie gets nauseous !

[a.k.a. it's Schwede's 15 milliseconds of stolen glory on the DailyKos Rec List, so there.]

Now Pay Attention ! all you splashers, or ya may just earn yourselves a couple extra laps in the deep end of the Kiddie Pool !  And don't ya go a-cryin' for that BiPM guy.  "Bill in Portland Maine" thought he was going on vacation, but I have him safely stashed away in the caverns underneath the U.S. Capitol.  Now don't you worry, funguys and fungals, I gave him a New York City subway map, a respirator, and a box of Kleenex to protect him from the really bad air.

"Hey, elevators go up and they go down, what's the big deal ?"

"The elevators hate me, why can't they figure out where I want to go ?"

"What does this have to do with politics ?"

OK, hopefully I grabbed your attention.  

I said, I'd like your attention, please.
Now skip and jump with me across the orange diary fold !